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║ "不喝汽水，只喝代码编译后的眼泪。" ║
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#!/usr/bin/env python3
class Rebel:
def __init__(self):
self.name = "再不喝汽水"
self.alias = "key-668"
self.title = "Digital Outlaw | Code Maverick"
self.location = "Somewhere between 0 and 1"
self.os = "Brain v∞.0 (Overclocked)"
self.uptime = "Since the Big Bang of my first commit"
self.philosophy = [
"规则是用来打破的",
"Bug 不是错误，是未被发现的 feature",
"代码面前，众生平等",
"不服？来 PR 啊",
]
def daily_routine(self):
while self.alive:
self.drink("coffee") # never 汽水
self.write("dangerous code")
self.break_things()
self.build_better_things()
self.ignore("sleep")
def __str__(self):
return "I don't have mass. I have momentum."
me = Rebel()
print(me) # I don't have mass. I have momentum."别人的代码是写给机器看的，我的代码是写给上帝看的——然后让上帝怀疑人生。"
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║ ♠ N O W P L A Y I N G ║
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║ 🎵 "Lose Yourself" — Eminem ║
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║ "You only get one shot, do not miss ║
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const farewell = () => {
if (you.enjoyed(this.profile)) {
you.smash("⭐ Star");
you.hit("Follow");
return "Welcome to the chaos. 🔥";
}
return "You'll be back. They always come back. 💀";
};
// P.S. 再不喝汽水了，真的。
// P.P.S. 好吧，再喝最后一口。